Bunny Hacked

So, yesterday an email was sent to someone in upper management from my computer. Apparently a non-favorable comparison of his wife to a certain aquatic mammal of some girth. It’s okay; they figured out it wasn’t me pretty fast. Looks like the word got out though ... ‘cuz everyone's been ... really supportive. You know cyber-security is a serious workplace issue, right? I think they were wondering if I was going to get fired over this. I mean, seriously? I’m the Easter Bunny. Without me there is no Easter. Nobody’s going to let something as huge as Easter just disappear. Ned! What? You’re shedding again. I prefer “changing colors.” Arbor Day on the other hand ... What? Nothing!